Motherhood

I'm Tallahassee's Motherhood Examiner ... but don't worry: I'm not going to turn up on your doorstep with a clipboard, demanding to examine your motherhood credentials. I just write about motherhood, in all its glory, for Examiner.com. It's one of my many part-time jobs. Sometimes I feel like one of those one-man bands: the guy who carries around a bass drum on his back, has cymbals between his knees, a harmonica strapped to his face while he plays the accordion. Only I have babies clinging to every limb, diaper bag straps strapped to my back, a camera dangling around my neck and a laptop teetering precariously from some surface on which is balanced a sippy cup ...